me: babe come over
bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place
me: my parents are out
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit
In both official languages.
Hockey fans when your team doesn’t make the playoffs & the season ends:
Hockey fans when your team makes the playoffs: