alldaftnopunk:

gangstapayne:

liam1payne:

The Jonas brothers suck

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for everyone wondering what the fuck that quote is from, here ya go

(via youre-just-a-line-in-a-song)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via tiptoetothetop)

izu-kou:

littlegracenote:

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

I want one

people will see you coming from 3,000 miles away

ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

(Source: ugly, via uncontrollablehilariousness)

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard
saintbobrovsky:

bxnjamxn:

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE.

pause this is from may she was found safe and sound
skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
spoiled-lil-girl:

princessannaofarandelle:

elsanna-fanboy:

OH DEAR LORD
I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF
THIS IS PURLEY AMAZING

asdfkjlk; *furiously clicks reblog*

I am mesmerized.