me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

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britta-saurus:

I knew if I was going to have my own show, I’d have to do it myself. Because no one is going to write a show for a chubby brown woman. It’s hard enough to make it if you’re a thin, conventionally attractive woman. 

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

(via clairvoyancexx)

"Kiss my spine, watch me quiver."
Six Word Story #44 (via wakeupnat)

(via fergzywergzy)

shutupaubrey:

i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit

(via clairvoyancexx)

kissnecks:

not like anyone wants me to do any of this but yeah I would
undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day
marswiggles:

Right Mastcam, Sol 540
Anonymous said: How do I respond to chirps from a Habs fan?

stevedangle:

In both official languages.

Hockey Fans:

rollingdux:

Hockey fans when your team doesn’t make the playoffs & the season ends:

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Hockey fans when your team makes the playoffs: 

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